this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“My name. It is pronounced ‘Day-ta’. You called me ‘Dah-ta’. One is my name. The other is not.” – Lt. Commander Data

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's Spelled Mr. Wheeler but pronounced Data, it's Slavic.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He probably also pronounces 'Gif' as 'Gif'

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Giraffic Interchange Format. GIF.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Stupid long horses.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joint Photograhic Experts Group. JFEG.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Joint Photogiraffic Experts Jroup.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The person who created it calls it jif and I am prepared to eternally die on this hill with him

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Die faster.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

JIF is a different file format, so the creator is an idiot for pronouncing GIF as jif.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's fine to think that but it's stupid name is still it's name lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No it's not, it's an acronym. And the majority of people pronounce it smartly as gif, not jif. The fact I have to type jif to clear up the crap pronunciation is just evidence as to why it is pronounced as gif.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If ever there was a justification to send someone to a Cardy forced labour camp, this would be it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

There! are! four soft Gs!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I still think Pulaski was a good doctor and they should have kept her on the crew.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What kind of monster are you? Do you also prefer beardless Riker? Geordie at Conn? Jellico?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Geordie at Conn?

Having the blind guy flying the ship is pure camp, and I'm here for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

BEARDLESS RIKER IS BAE FITE ME

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah she had good momentum I just pretend she’s on a nice colony planet solving all kinds of medical problems happily ever after

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I sent this to a buddy and he was like yeah its data not data, but when I saw him the next day I found out he had it backwards. He thought it was data not data instead of data not data. It made me wonder who else has it backwards you know?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Let's go on a dat together

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She could look past how he pronounced sabotage... but data, that's where she draws the line.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

EITHER PRONOUNCIATION IS FINE AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER THEY'RE PLURAL!

(Psst...I have no idea if I did that grammatically correct. I still slip up due to colloquial usage muddying the waters. Editing hates me sometimes.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Pronunciation", but it's all good. Still kinda bugged how the noun quotation has been replaced by the verb quote.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago