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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I still think it's beautiful. Just listen to songs they've made in pursuit of getting some.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Listen to the songs people have made with the same agenda. Pretty good too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like I've seen this exact joke in several different web comics

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I am fairly sure of that as well.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

That's because at some point in your life you realise that birds are just tiny dinosaurs.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Relatable. Birds are suddenly really interesting in your 30s.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm in my sixties and still don't care about birds. Conversely, I've started to really enjoy killing rats though

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol the fuck is wrong with you

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I love how birds are named. Look Debbie, it's a Coloredpart Sounditmakes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oddly enough, other than the "part" thing, the Grey go-away-bird follows that formula. Not so much with the sad flycatcher (who'll be alright, he just needs to process it all), the little bustard or the drab seedeater , who was clearly named by a dude who hates birds 😂

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Drab Seedeater" really was named by an ornithologist who was just god damned done that day, huh?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🤣🤣🤣

Today I totally realized this. Thank you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite of this pattern has to be the ruby throated hummingbird.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of this:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I love my Tits

Black cap,blue,long tailed tits,great tits I love em

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I recently download an app that uses AI to identify bird calls.

Merlin Bird ID

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Merlin is amazing. I heard birds outside my new apartment and thought of them as nice background noise. Within days of installing Merlin, I could tell sparrows, cardinals and robins apart without seeing them. Whenever I heard a new bird, I'd grab my phone and open Merlin.

One day it sounded like a robin and a cardinal were having and argument while both simultaneously having a stroke. Merlin figured out it was a catbird, a relative of the mockingbird that learns the songs of other birds then strings pieces of them together in a disorganized song to impress the ladies. Basically, the male catbird who can sing the weirdest songs using the most species signals that he has "been around" for enough seasons to learn all those songs and therefore must have good genes the females want to pass on. It's mind blowing to learn all this about things that are going on outside your window.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn and I use PlantNet to ID plants and trees. We really are living in the future...

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Very relatable. I started leaving food for some local magpies about a year ago, and now they wake me up every morning at 6.

I once had a problem when suddenly some tits arrived and started stealing all the food. A huge magpie would take like one hazelnut and be on its way, while these small fuckers would eat like pigs, and then hide what was left. They'd take the nuts and shove them somewhere between the flowers on my balcony. Tough the magpies too have often burried nuts in the soil below the flowers, only to dig them out again.

And it was so cool to watch some sparrow coming and going a dozen times to pull out some weeds that have been growing (I left the pots with the flowers outside over winter, the flowers died and weeds started to grow), and then carry them to a hole in a wall where a brick is missing which presumably is the nest.

But it was so so cool when I got woken up a few days in succession to a silhouette of a majestic crow standing on my balcony (my bed looks directly through the balcony window facing north-east). Crows are so cool, and magpies are really beatutiful, though extremely skittish.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

One thing I do miss about Reddit is r/crowbro where people who feed crows post pictures of the gifts crows leave for them. It was one bright spot in the sea of shit that is Reddit. Birds are utterly fascinating.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be the change and start the community. I'd join

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's cool.

I have these three ravens who like to hang out in my backyard every morning and walk around looking for stuff. They're pretty chill and don't give me too hard if a time. I think they like the compost pile with bugs, and we leave some water out for them.

But holy shit when they throw a house party and on Saturday afternoon you realize you've got a dozen crows on your roof making a racket, does it ever get noisy!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So Lemmy believes in birds?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

I know it's the entire point, and "lol u mad," etc., but boy do I hate this meme.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can rest assured that they've been watching you for your entire life.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The neighbours hand raised this abandoned baby starling a few years ago, so it had decided everyone in the neighbourhood was his best friend too, and used to visit me, sit on top of my head and sing, demand bugs and berries, and tease our dog. It got so I could pick its voice out in the tree, and would come and sit on the kitchen window and yell at us to come outside.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sometimes when you look at pigeons they look back

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No shit. This happened to me this year. A bird crossed my path while I was running and I had to double take because it was so cool looking. Now I look forward because I see him pretty often now. Ever since I check birds out all the time now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Birder fact: this is called your spark bird.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

My spark bird was an invasive, European starling. I love their calls. Followed closely by catbirds. MIAAA!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

“Look Raymond, a yellow crested warbler”

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

My cousin at 31 years old said this weekend, "I know I'm getting old because I was sitting on a swing at a friends and thought to myself 'This would be a great spot to watch birds from'."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My wife got me birds of Europe last year because I once mentioned it's a neat book (my parents have it). Next thing I know I buy some binoculars for birdwatching and started tracking the birds that visit my garden. It's not a spectacular list but I am proud of it because I used the book to identify the birds and got it confirmed with birdnet. The list: house sparrow, blackbird, goldfinch, swift, common house martin, common linnet, greenfinch and blue tits. Edit: and wood doves

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sorry Jesse Case, I think I must have been born old. I've always noticed birds, if I see or hear a species I can't recognise, especially if near where I live, I must id it to restore my inner peace. I'm yet to see this change as I age

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

My grandma got me into birding when I was a young child. My friends always text me pictures of birds like it's a quiz. Maybe this means they'll start to catch up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Plane watching is basically birdwatching for nerds.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're still in the age of dinosaurs.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got into birding this spring as a hobby, thinking to myself "it's free, you just need to use your eyes and ears", withing a month I bought a $350 pair of binoculars. I've managed to fight off the temptation of a decent camera so far, thankfully. I found a great park at the tail end of spring migration about 10 minutes from my apartment, and the dawn chorus was almost sensory overload, the was so many different species singing and calling. I'm looking forward to what new birds I'll see during this fall migration and especially next spring migration.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really regret opening Lemmy after staring at a procession of magpies hopping past my window now.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This is me.

I love watching the crested pigeons and turtle doves, and trying to understand their culture.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You see ONE cool bird and you jump off the edge.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno why, but I've always been fascinated by the twitchy, blank-eyed movements they make. Also, there are some fantastic high def videos of birds that my kiddo's cat loves to watch with me.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shit, it hurts bad, since COVID I took "birdnet" and check all birds, it's so cool!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is exactly me with plants over the pandemic. Natives are cool as shit.

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