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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's important to note that this era doesn't temporally discriminate.

We're fucking the present and future too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Welcome to my unboxing video, make sure to like and subscribe, and watch all the way to the end because ẗ̷̟̹͔́̒h̷̥͈̤̿̈͋e̶̢̛̺̮͒̉ ̶̭͈̟̍̍c̵̗͓̓̽̾͜u̵͍̣̲͆̾ṙ̷̯̪̓̑ṣ̶̌ê̶̢̤͂ ̸̡͊͐̍ȏ̵̻f̷̧̩̿̒ ̶̖̬̭̍͑ţ̸̛̰̼͛̉ḩ̸̛̣͙ȩ̴̀͐ ̵̣̖̪̉͆̓á̴̺͎͐̀n̸̡̖͚̈́͊c̸̩͇̈́͘į̸͉̌̚ẹ̴͒ṉ̵͉̈ẗ̸̬́͑ ̷̲̎͂͐ơ̷̱̗n̵̨̲͓̈́e̸͙̱̩͋ ̶͍̑͑͠ͅḫ̸̢̟̈́͋͂ȁ̵̼̼͠s̸̖̘̝̾ ̷̼̑́̇i̸̡̟͂̒̋͜n̶̨̜̹̑̑̄f̶̹̻̟̃ḙ̷̩͜͠c̶̩͖̑t̴͓̝̞͠e̸̡̗̦̿͝d̵̬̋̊ ̴̠̈́̿y̴͎̼͊̍͌ò̷͔̽͂ǘ̴̢̜̞͒̇r̷͉̓͑̂ ̵̳͚͑́͠s̴̤͑̈́ȍ̴̝͓̽ͅu̵͉̝͒̎̔l̵̦̳̅ͅ.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Better than being made into a pigment. Or jerky.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Hey! I was gonna eat that mummy!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

That thumbnail looked like a very big sub sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How do you make it to this position and not know how to put on a mask correctly?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

They didn't have masks in ancient Egypt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

They're not "grave robbers". They're "archeologists".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

"He's teriyaki flavor!"