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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm, that after learning rust, my friend automatically converted to femboy with an owner. (Saw their Twitter bio)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One of my friends came out as trans shortly after telling me they enjoyed Rust.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Can comfirm I played the game rust and became the greatest racist there ever was 🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Are you saying dessalines is a hot femboy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe I'm not Rusting enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

FORTRANposting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Rust: it will take 10 months to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

Zig: it will take 10 days to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

You get to pick one cult. Which one is it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Rust: works

Zig: segmentation fault

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Also no higher-order functions like map, filter, reduce etc.

Really weird design decision for a brand new language.

Comptime is pretty dope tho, I wish Rust had that instead of relying on macros so much.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So how is Zig different from C or C++, then?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Much nicer than C, much simpler than C++, much less cruft than both.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Never heard of zig before, thanks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Zig isn't even v1 and without any API stability guarantees.