this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Still a better love story than Star Wars Episode II The Attack of The Clones.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I always understood their romance.

You see, they were two hot people.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That depends on your definition of hot. Personally, I am not into 9-year old street rats. But hey, royalty is known for their pedophilia so... probably works for them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This romance is a bad idea, I know I'll wear a tight sexy leather outfit to hang out this evening.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Someone promote this guys

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What rolling around in the grass doesn't do it for you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But the meme is missing across the stars to make it work anyway

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (7 children)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away?

What does it have to be anything with him being deaf? I feel like a piece of the meme is missing.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago

I'm sure that's what it said before someone edited it into a shitpost. It's so dumb that it got a laugh out of me.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's the expected response for the punchline. The twist is he's deaf so he doesn't hear the question to give the delivery.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

yes the joke subverts expectations by not delivering the punchline, making it more funny than if it were the original

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Quite humorous

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you know why he's deaf?
HIS DISHWASHER MAKES A LOT OF NOISE!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

TELL YOUR DISHWASHER TO STFU!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

He can’t hear what she’s asking.

Hence the “what”.

Also it’s a grammatical horror show. So that doesn’t help either.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Congrats on explaining the original facebook tier joke.

Congrats on somehow missing that was the joke.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Thatzthajoke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think the sentence she says at the end is hard to lip read

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

SpeedOfLobsters shows up outside of Reddit. Naturally.