Cashier: YOU'VE WON A NEW CAR!!!!!! ..... just kidding, your credit card was declined.
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2024
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YOU’VE WON… A WEEKS WORTH OF GROCERIES!
I've been unable to contain my laughter once when I was declined at a gas station and the sound the POS system made was Sonic losing his rings.
"Iii'm sooorry, you've all overbid."
When I’m watching the cashier ring everything up I hear the Cliffhanger game music thinking “when is it going over my limit???”
...while getting a spiel about spaying/neutering your pets.
Not that I'm knocking Mr. Barker's public cause in any way, shape or form, I have three cats and they all are neutered.