I'm a doctor, not an escalator technician!
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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Because Kirk was trying to escalate the moment
It's like a flowchart
If claim == doctor then response = true, if not then response = I'm a doctor not a [claim]
(No offense intended. I'm not a programmer, but a desk jockey in my own right.)
I'm definitely a nerd lol, but not a programmer [I just know a little code]
I'm a programmer and you didn't declare your variable! Now where's your claim class definition!?
And there's no defined function signature! And what is that comma!? I wouldn't even try to tell my boomer mother this qualified as pseudo code!!!
/Sr. Developer Lee Ermy Jelico
oh no an actually intelligent person who is going to reveal I have no idea what I'm talking about AAAA
"Bones, help me, I'm injured!"
"true"
Sounds like an accurate diagnosis... I hope. You wouldn't lie to a doctor, would you?
"I'm a doctor, not a truth detector."
I'm confused
Rewrite in brainf
I'm a doctor, not a meme
Thank you, I will hang this in a public area in view of all work staff.
Shhhh! You can't say Dr. McCoy's nickname anymore, you'll summon the Moopsy
That's all the context you need
I see my fears were completely justified ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
It drinks YOUR BONES
It is the best cross franchise gag, from the early days of the original series to John Archer's Enterprise.
I always loved the brick layer one.
You’re a healer. There’s a patient. That’s an order.