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[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yesterday me and my interview candidate went out for a walk during the interview. We came across a starving dog and I realized it was time for a test for my candidate. I asked him, "What would you do with this starving dog to keep profits high?" And then he kicked the dog into the path of a car! Blood and guts and fur everywhere! I smiled and said, "Right answer! You're hired. But next time make sure you don't get any on your boss, ha ha!" And he laughed too, "ha ha!"

And that's how you hustle.