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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Subject: Fire!

Dear Sir/Madam,

I'm writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises. No, that's too formal.....

Dear Sir/Madam,

Fire! Fire! Help me - 123 calendon road.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

All the best, Maurice Moss

[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll just put this fire with the rest of the fire

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Woo that's a NICE screen saver! It looks so....real...ANYWAY

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I love the way the smoke seems to be coming off of the top of it...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

🔥 🧯

"Why's it done that?"

"....ooOOoohhh..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

[bam]

We got a report about a fire