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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Grounded vampire mythos is suspiciously similar to the symptoms of rabies.

If you get Form Of Mist, though, I'm in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Walking on ceiling, though. If I can get that, I'd say yes, too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If that's a symptom of rabies then Harper Lee undersold it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It might be, but most rabies patients are probably too terrified of dying and water to try it out.