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These early adopters found out what happened when a cutting-edge marvel became an obsolete gadget... inside their bodies.

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[–] [email protected] 196 points 11 months ago (16 children)

you better start believing in cyberpunk dystopias

YOURE LIVING IN ONE

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (10 children)

Can't wait to have to get a mandatory firmware update before my eyes or legs or something like that works again. I just hope Microsoft doesn't get in on the cybernetics business or it'll randomly happen while driving on the highway or forcefully fill your vision with blinding light for half an hour when you are trying to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (4 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Still might want to practice on a hot dog or something afterwards though.

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