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Based on originaLucifer's post. And thanks to zeppo for the spelling correction.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That business model is exclusive to extremely physiologically addictive drugs, like heroin and meth. Is that generally your market?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pro tip: tell lots of dealers it's your first time. Free drugs for a while.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also tell them it's your birthday.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah, but then all the dealers start singing happy birthday as they bring my crack out to me and it's really embarrassing.