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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

There is no way i’m putting that shit in my brain even if FDA approves it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (5 children)

You're being awfully combative. If this behavior continues, the court will mandate installation of a calming chip in your brain.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Alongside a medical bill to put the thing in. This isn't charity, it's America. You'll be responsible for paying for the surgery and the rental fee of the courts chip. You don't own that chip we forced you to put in your brain, you're just renting it for the rest of your life.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I'm a delivery boy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Nah, send those filthy insurrectionists to the lithium mines!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Anyone seeing this might want to consider combat training and counter custody training while it's easy, just in case this is the future we're headed for. (Also Remember they're not real people, they're bureaucrats they're the same as robots, don't hold back.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just wait. It becomes the latest and greatest in communications, then corporate America starts requiring it for employment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

And so resistance begins against the skynet.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Remember that if you ever somehow become paralyzed. When they tell you they’ve luckily only recently developed a cure, make sure you tell them no thanks when you find out how it was created.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I’ll definitely tell “No Thanks!” in any situation.