this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I'm too asexual to understand?
Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.
They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.
...they would still be moving around
Ahhh, but then that's someone else's fault for jumping on the bed.
Next step - the poop-hole loophole!