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[–] [email protected] 120 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (3 children)

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

[–] [email protected] 81 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren't sex, so jebus would still love them

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

The ol' poophole loophole.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I was hoping someone would post that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I knew before I even opened the link

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What did they think sodomy meant?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

The old poohole loophole

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

I don't even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

the difference is so small you can barely tell

Guess you could say it's pretty fucking close.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That's what she said?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

No, they're mormons.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion... involves movement?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

Edit: sorry wrong community.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It doesn't count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

...they would still be moving around

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Ahhh, but then that's someone else's fault for jumping on the bed.

Next step - the poop-hole loophole!