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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I love parmesan and will take as much as I can before my spouse starts to scowl at me

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That shit is like $50/lb so just keep grating and I'll take it in a to go box.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

what would happen if you never told them to stop? would they eventually stop of their own accord or keep coming back with new blocks of cheese?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Eventually the cheese would begin to form a singularity and the grater would exist on the boundary, slowing their own perception of time with each subsequent grate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

wormhole life hack

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Now I'm wondering if that's actually possible

If you had enough cheese would the collective mass create enough gravity to pull it all together and create a blackhole

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

I too love cheese and want to eat a shit ton of it but I count my calories because I don't want to end up fat