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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, you know what's an insult? "Traditional" Dutch "cuisine". It's no wonder you chucklefucks smother your fries in Mayo. Look at how you "season" your food! I bet you think water is too spicy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How do you think we season our food exactly?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Step one: Colonize the fuck out of Asia with your chartered megacorp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We just voted for a radical extremist, so guess step one is half way done?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

(It was a joke about the Dutch East India Company.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

And their "food" still sucks. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I've lived in the Netherlands since July 2022. From what I've witnessed, it's a few picograms of salt and phlegm when you people pronounce the letter "G".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We hate salt, it reminds us of our worst enemy, the sea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah. That's why I mentioned it's a few picograms of it. Any more, and the lot of you will have a heat stroke.