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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's what the inertial dampeners are for!

... if they were working

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

"Inertial dampeners have failed."

Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.

If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become "chunky salsa." (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Have you tried diverting power from life support yet?