this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I can't wait to find out how much YouTube is going to sue me for in 2025 for 20 years of blocked ad revenue. They're going to use 2005 Napster math. You didn't watch 3 ads per video x 6,000,000 played videos = $2 million lost revenue, pay up citizen, your Google services have been disabled, all location and behavior data is in possession of Alphabet Debt Collection, you cannot run, you cannot hide.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If this happens I'm becoming a terrorist.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Whoa there buddy, that's risky business to say online. What you need is a VPN! Act now for 50% off NordVPN.

... or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's some Shadowrun level dystopian shit

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

See you in the ad revenue gulag. We're going to love our cooperate sponsors when we get out. I hope we both get McDonalds.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Eat verification McChicken®

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago