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$1 grilled cheese (mander.xyz)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

What happens if i pay $1.50?

Do I get .50 back? Or do i get half a sandwich or do I just get bread or just cheese or a bread with cheese but not grilled?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 11 months ago

Cyndi B @spintheiryarns 7 Jun 2019 Replying to @tinymediaempire

what happens if i give you $1.37

Daniel Danger @tinymediaempire 7 Jun 2019

i round down so you get one grilled cheese and i get a 37 cent tip and also i put you on a mental list for being a troublemaker

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Read section: bottom left; No change given, sort out your own shit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

If you can pay someone $1.50, then you can pay them $1. You can't even pull a "I don't have a smaller bill" or other shit.

If you try to pay $1.50 then you're just being a trouble maker.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I imagine they throw the coins back at your face along with the grilled cheese.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking maybe they bake the coins in with the grilled cheese . Who doesn't live a chocking hazard/chipped tooth?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought that at first but that seems too artisanal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Coin melt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

He'll make you two sandwiches, but he'll take three bites out of one of them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

What happens if i pay $1.50?

Like Chelsea Handler and his other exes, you lost 50 cent.