this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 224 points 15 hours ago (20 children)

Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

Gay: He puts his meat in other men's mouths

[–] [email protected] 48 points 14 hours ago (11 children)

Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You really do have an eye for that sort of thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago

Whayyy are you G A E

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)
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