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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (7 children)

What's the equivalent of "it's never lupus"?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

"Windows troubleshooting tool will never fix it"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's never DNS, until you don't check that first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

But it's always DNS

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

"It's never lutris"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

It's never solvable with

sfc /scannow

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It's never a .NET compatibility issue

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

it's never bit flips?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Nah it's too often the PSU to actually be the proper equivalent