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Those don't seem to fit together quite right.
Anyway, bring a LifeStraw or the like. Saved my ass onetime.
I know when I leave for a big trip I leave straight from my house
If you're in an emergency in the wilderness, the car is, by definition, far away.
"Don't want to freeze to death? Pack extra clothes in the trunk!"