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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're on the floor. How would I get them to the sink?? I don't think even Messi could kick them up there.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

So there's these things halfway up your legs and they're called knees. These can bend so that you can lower your upper body towards the floor, allowing your arms to reach the ice cube when extended.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, I tried kicking the ice cube while holding it with my hands and got a concussion after falling

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ice-Cube is now stuck in my ceiling fan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

He's probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

And most of the time people fail with this and instead bend their back.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Beyond the Wall we kneel for no man, you expect me to bend it to a bit of ice?

HA!

Stupid kneelers....