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Anon visits a guy's house (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

            
              me, an ice cube
can't wait to get out of this place
door opens every day, but never get to leave
anon finally picks me out--this is my chance
wriggle out of his inept grip
make a break for freedom under the fridge
mfw the fuckwit helps by actually kicking me further under

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

me, an ice cube
want to see the outside
the door opens and i get picked
exited i try to look around
get dropped on the floor, still exited
get kicked under the fridge
enraged i take revenge by feeding mold and warping the floor