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Because you have to learn to use a sling and if you're not good you're much more likely to blow yourself up.
You could probably come up with a more idiot friendly version though some kind of fabric sock where you just launch the whole thing
What if we made a tube to launch the grande, and powered it by a small amount of propellant?
That's why you practice with rocks. Like what slings originally did.
So which existing training should we cut to make time for sling practice?
Do we really need them to be able to read?