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I recently attended a memorial for a friend's deceased mom.
There was a fucking asshole cunt there in a full on red shirt, blue pants, MAGA hat and Trump pin.
I briefly debated punching them in the face, but I didn't really want to disrupt the service any more than the fucker already was by existing.
I hope they get cancer.
What moron would do that
The type of moron who votes. That's who.
I'm smart, I didn't vote last year.
Then you're not smart.