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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Them: If this thing happens to me that most likely will not happen to me, I'll do this thing.

You: No, you won't.

You see what that shit looks like? Congratulations Cletus, you've spoken the obvious about a hypothetical. No I won't be shooting the people responsible for destroying the planet, thanks for reminding me.