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velosaur (quokk.au)
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago (4 children)

This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

This joke is a bit derivative

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

don't forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

or the Yomamaisaraptor!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

...+ Constraptor

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Is that when the humans it ate didn't have enough fibre?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Don't forget Speedraptor!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I didn't forget, I just don't know which direction that one ran off to!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

It's hopped up on so much meth, even it doesn't have any idea where it went.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.