Love the write-up, well done. These issues are huge, complex, fascinating, and depressing. It's always worth defending science, and you're right - this is basically the opposite of a conspiracy. Experts are actively screaming "something is wrong here!"

But, yeah, wow. What a shit take. Psychology is not science, from someone married to a psychologist? Soft sciences aren't science?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Charles Darwin's science was as soft as it gets! He didn't have p-values, he had pretty birds with funky beaks. One of the most important scientists to ever live, and his masterpiece did not have a single quantitative model.

Just because psychology got irrationally stuck on Freud for so long doesn't mean it's not science. We all learn about Lamarckian inheritance and think it's goofy as shit, doesn't mean we dismiss the entire field of biology.