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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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If the internet somehow went down completely... would people handpaint greentext on cave walls? Will we send paper airplane soyjaks from tribe to tribe? There's something here about pattern matching, pavlovian conditioning, the structure of communication... for some reason I want to associate it with the "presentation" of a meal?
The way you know a plate of fine dining would be small and savory, consumed carefully and thoughtfully... but if you see a basket with big red and white checkered paper, you think it's about to be a delicious heart attack that you know you'll eat way too fast?
Anyway, thanks for coming to my pointless TED ramble