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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Because the cigarette lighter plug totally supplies enough wattage to power a heat plate that gets hot enough to burn pancakes

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It sounds almost like you’re doubting the word of a real life policeman. How unamerican. America was built on the backs of our police. Imagine the dystopia we’d live in, had Tulsa not been saved.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please stop assuming everyone in the world is or wants to be American. We're not.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Why should anyone don’t want to be american? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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