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Anon contracts herpes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

It works by making fucking ugly sore blisters on/around my mouth a couple times a year. they dry out and crust off after a week or so and i get on with my life.

https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/herpes-simplex-virus

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Huh, either I dont know I have it or I got lucky. Thats crazy. I imagine an STD test would pick up HSV-2 but I wonder if it also picks up the oral variant. Ive never actually noticed any symptoms on myself. This is actually crazy though I didnt know this, I feel like more people should. TIL lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In my experience most standard STD panels will test for HSV-2 but not 1, usually you'd have to special request it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

And even when you ask about it, your doc will probably say that the test isn't worth doing because of how common HSV is and how inaccurate the test is.

source - one of my partners just requested a full STI panel and the doc told her that

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