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Random story that is mostly not related here but I wanna tell it so I'm going to.
I almost can't get off when having sex. Like, it's a chore and it fucking sucks to try. Even without a condom it's just not happening.
I hook up with this lady, she says guys finish really fast with her and I'm like, well, that's not going to happen here.
With a condom on I turn into a 4 pump chump. This lady was not super hot or anything. But damn.
Outside of a few years after starting to have sex, I've never had thst experience before or since. I always wonder what made the difference.
Her kegels could probably crack walnuts. You're lucky you walked away with your dick still attached.
Would have been worth it!