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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What exactly are you doing with this headset? Are you putting it on the zombie and putting on Joe Rogan's podcast until the Zombie's remaining brains melt?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You break the headband and use it as a pair of nunchucks