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Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys (programming.dev)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"

fucking awesome, lemme tell you

Sorry, that's my weekly allotment of pixels

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm fairly certain I remember reading this in 2011.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah I recall reading this in 2011/2012. It always pops into my head every time I see a conservative whining about a show having a gay character because of da woke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I am replying to this comment for no other reason than to poke fun at yor profile picture.

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