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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is at a work function (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Seriously, that was fire, either his coworker was a much worse social reject, or greentext had already fucked his reputation at work. Since it's 4chan, I can easily assume he tried to hit on every female coworker in some really creepy way and now nobody wants to be near him. I had a coworker like that. Everyone hated him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

now I get flashbacks to the time we did a company retreat at some holiday beach.

10 or so of our company go on a sailingboat party tour with another group: a very obvious bachlorettes party. a dozen or so woman, with one of them wearing a white bikini and head gown.

creepy-social-inept-dude from our company decided to try his luck. With the future bride of all people.

It was quite amusing and sad to watch