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[–] [email protected] 25 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Look, I'm not saying it would be right.

But if some Danish Viking girls want to sail upriver, plunder and burn my city, and carry me off as American war booty, given how this fucking country is going, I won't object.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Which part of boycott do you not get? No Viking girls want your American ass 🤮

[–] [email protected] 23 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

He missed that boycott includes "boy"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Boycotted. Girlcotted. Everyone cotted!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Sounds kinky, I'm in!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago

fuck, how did I miss that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, I was hoping that theft was still okay, just not purchase 😔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Theft is the way, but most of us sailing the high seas are no hot viking girls, I must say. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

It'd take 6 Viking women just to pick your fat ass up off the computer chair.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

It'd take 24 Viking women just to pick your american fat ass up off the computer chair.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

No worries, I'm of the rare species of Thin American. I weigh less than, statistically speaking, the average Danish woman.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I deem you a threat to Ozempic/Wegovy maker NovoNordisk - we thought we had an engine for infinite growth when we decided to monetize fat yanks, but you had to go and stay thin, didn't ya!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Not only that, I only support universal healthcare to break the death-grip of the Danish Menace(tm) on our sugary-snack-gorged throats!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Did I mention that Novo also produces insulin? You're basically a double menace, the king kindly asks you to take it down a notch... or else!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Calling Danish women "Fat mammas" is not earning you any brownie points.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm not calling them fat, I'm just saying I'm a waif who wavers in the wind, I swear 😭 I'm very liftable, lightweight cargo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Thanks for teaching me a new word: Waif I hope you're doing better in the UK now. You left just in time my friend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That’s the other Lemmy slut lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

In the UK? I'm in the US. I'm stuck here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Sorry, my bad, too many beers tonight

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm stuck here.

until the Danish women come

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago