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[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Just like Brock Turner, the rapist!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh Brock Allen Turner, the rapist who now goes by Allen Turner?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Yup, the rapey one