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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They met at a party

According to this article in DM she's on camera stumbling around the city streets so drunk that should couldn't stay upright and that's where she ran into this guy. Of course that article also says this happened at "quarter to five at night." which makes no sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

If it's still dark out and you haven't yet gone to sleep, it's still night.