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Anon is worried about men (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Have you actually tried taking unrepentant time off, where you have no work or social obligations, and grabbing unhealthy snacks and drinks, curling up with a good game, and zoning out of reality for hours or days at a time?

Sex is nice and all, and we're hard wired to like it more than most activities, but it does not hold a single candle to unrepentant free time when you're not used to said free time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Have you actually tried taking unrepentant time off, where you have no work or social obligations, and grabbing unhealthy snacks and drinks, curling up with a good game, and zoning out of reality for hours or days at a time?

Cosplaying as a free human? Yeah I would love to pretend for a little while and forget the shit planet I was forced to exist on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

All that but getting a handie.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago

What a crazy way to say you've never had sex.