this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Step 2 - don't be unattractive.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I'm at 0/2 so far are there any more steps?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Get a dog or cat or both.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Step 3 - Repeat Step 1.