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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Nobody ever laughed in my face or told all their friends or spread rumors about me, they just said no thank you and I moved on.

Lucky you, I asked a girl out once in HS, got denied, afterwards she and her friends would often look at me and giggle during classes or breaks and avoid any contact with me. Later, through a friend, I learned they came up with the nickname "priest" for me (as in catholic priest, who has to vow for celibacy), as that was the "obvious career choice" for me