this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You're just smelling your finger. That's why it smells like shit.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

He who goes to bed with itchy asshole wakes up with stinky finger.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂