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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

In the future, you will have to sit in the back seat with a VR headset on, so you can drive the vehicle with a controller in third person.

"Alright, buckle up. We 'bout to go for an INSANE STUNT BONUS!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

'Welcome to Kuh-rayyayayazay Taxi! Select your destination! Would you like to play either the Offspring or Bad Religion during your ride?'

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Download a Burnout revenge skin pack and I'm sold