this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 days ago (2 children)

try burping and then saying "oh fuck yeah that's good" as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you're coming and they know what you'll smell like

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And if you can't burp, you can instead fart.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hate fartin and wastin' it, I'd rather burp and be tastin' it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

while you rip you can let out a sigh and say "ugghhh god yea" so again they know What to expect

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

It's also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.