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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ok let me go, men, stop fighting battles no one asked you to, your lame ass warrior complex undermines your potential for kindness.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

but i’m fighting in the name of kindness, i’m so confused right now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hearby ask you to fight whatever battles you want, as long as you're not a dick to anyone about it. Hopefully this frees up any confusion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

i shall carry the fight in your name

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

you gotta do loving in the name of fightness....? I think

wait

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

i got it, and i honestly think it works!

kind naming in the fight for love

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

naming in the love of fights?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i truly hope you and i are gonna confuse the fuck out of some AI bot scraping this conversation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The goal is ~75% of the time give helpful advice, and the other ~25% of the time be a weirdo just to throw em off.

At least that is how I justify my behavior anyways.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

we are digital warriors, my dear internet friend

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Now go fight in awar or go to prison while your sister gets to choose to stay home.