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[–] [email protected] 168 points 1 year ago (8 children)

what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.

This gives the same vibes as "I don't wash my privates because it's gay".

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't worry, it's r/relationship_advice, so it's entirely made up

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I know, I spent much too long trying to sneak a plane pun in there...but never had any good ideas take off.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Let your dreams take flight and you’ll land a good pun eventually

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah this is unfunny troll.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well it is a bit gay if you're an army seargent and your privates have the same gender as you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It stops being gay when you're in the Navy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

This happened to me irl. My cousin said he doesn’t wash his asshole in the shower cus of this. Ignoring the glaring bs, me and my other cousin just told him “wash yah ayse”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay“.

Well, it’s literally balls touching so…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

True, my balls touch each other... I must be gay...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.

This gives the same vibes as "I don't wash my privates because it's gay".

Ok but why didn't you mention those sweet airplanes?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Why did you quote the entire comment?

Also I thought about mentioning the airplanes, but couldn't think of any good puns to fit in. Looking at the other comments, they're better at it than me, go read those instead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I quoted the entire comment because sometimes the context of responses get lost the further down the comment chain they are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It just adds clutter to the chain

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Still not as bad as the guy that didn't clean his ass and his gaming chair smelled so bad his girlfriend was begging him to clean it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, touching your cock is gay. When I pee, I just fling my dick around with the gyration from my hips so I don't touch my dick, otherwise my roommate will come over me in the bathroom and start screaming "GAYYYYYYYY". I can not stand the shame I will feel, the looks from neighbors. My peers will look me in the eyes I will see it in their eyes, their disapproval. Rainbows will rain from the sky and the ground will cry blood because I am gay. That's why I will never ever ever tough my dick, worst case is the shower, I use chopsticks when I need to clean it. When I walk, I walk with my hands behind my back so I can keep a safe distance from my dick and have an object between them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or dads who refuse to change infants in their care because "peedo"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

By that logic, mommy shouldn't change the kids either.