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U.S. border officials have caught more people with eggs than fentanyl this year (www.ctvnews.ca)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But, most of them are just food, because we would never have this uptick in smuggling otherwise.

And we're signaling border officials to throw away all of that food, as if we didn't waste enough food in this county.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago

Most isn't all.