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caveman joke (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23128823

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solarsyrup posted:
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

if cavepeople had stand up we'd be extinct long befor the ice age

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

or they did have stand up since we clearly weren't bored to extinction?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

no. case in point: the drive to maul all stand up comics to death we today surpress would have free reign back then.